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Top Relatable Quotes About Love

Relation is not so easy its hard to keep in relation serious and funny.  Here is the collection of Relatable Quotes Funny for Twitter and tumbler.

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“I will be always the virgin-prostitute, the perverse angel, the two-faced sinister and saintly woman.”

 Anaïs Nin

I miss you in waves and tonight I’m drowning. You left me fending for my life and it feels like you’re the only one who can bring me back to the shore alive

“She was free in her wilderness. She was a wanderess, a drop of free water. She belonged to no man and to no city.” – Roman Payne

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“How starved you must have been that my heart became a meal for your ego.” – Amanda Torroni

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“But when it came right down to it, the skin of my wrist looked so white and defensless that I couldn’t do it. It was as if what I wanted to kill wasn’t in that skin or the thin blue pulse that jumped under my thumb, but somewhere else, deeper, more secret, and a whole lot harder to get.”
― Sylvia Plath
“But there were worse things than disappointment, and I’d lived through several of them already.”
― R.J. Anderson, Ultraviolet
“I miss you in waves and tonight I’m drowning. You left me fending for my life and it feels like you’re the only one who can bring me back to the shore alive.”
― Denice Envall
“But I can now understand why people read, why they like to get lost in somebody else’s life. Sometimes I’ll read a sentence and it will make me sit up, jolt me, because it is something that I have recently felt but never said out loud. I want to reach into the page and tell the characters that I understand them, that they’re not alone, that I’m not alone, that it’s ok to feel like this. And then the lunch bell rings, the book closes, and I’m plunged back into reality.”
― Cecelia Ahern

Funny and Relatable Quotes for Every Girl

“What would you do if you only had one day left in this world? Spend it with the people you love? Travel to the far corners of the earth to see as many wonders as possible? Eat nothing but chocolate? Would you apologize for all your mistakes? Would you stand up to those you’d never had the courage to face? Would you tell your secret crush that you loved him or her? Why is it that we wait till the last minute to do the things we should be doing all along?”
― Jodi Picoult

 

“It gave him the same odd sense of dislocation, though; that sense of losing some valuable part of himself that could not survive the passage back to daily life. Each time, the passage became more difficult.”
― Diana Gabaldon

 

“My alarm goes off at 5:50 a.m. First thing I do is check to make sure I’m not dead. If I am, in fact, still alive, I usually sob uncontrollably until there’s nothing left in my tear ducts but salt dust, then grope blindly through my apartment to the bathroom, where I say a little prayer for a hole to open beneath my building and swallow us all.”
― Samantha Irby

 

 

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“Never piss someone who bleed 5 days every month and did not die ”

 

“Life is too short for butter, cheese or fake people”

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“Mum’s mobile was the most immoblie cell phone in the world. It often lived on the top of the bookshelf closest to the front door. It was there so she’d see it before she left the house. The trouble was, Mum was alwayd leaving the house in a mad rush and the mobile stayed put.”
Catherine Bateson

 

“Brains are awesome i wish everybody had”

 

“It was a Wednesday, I think. Yes, a Wednesday, that miserable day sandwiched between the dreadful Monday and Tuesday and the ‘all right’ Thursday and Friday, which ultimately gave way to what I hoped woud be a glorious weekend.”
― Gauri Jhangiani

 

“I am what I am, and there’s much about me that won’t be changed with any amount of wishing or wanting. I’m sorry for that. I’d trade a great deal to share an afternoon in the hay with you, dust in the air and sweat on our skins and neither of us caring. But I’m afraid the experience would drive me mad. I am a creature of sterile environments. It’s too late for me to change.”
― Seanan McGuire

 

 

“By approaching your interactions through the lens of likability, you can expect to be happier, more comfortable, and more successful in establishing meaningful relationships.”
― Michelle Tillis Lederman

 

 

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” The easiest way to find something lost is to buy replacement”

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“Eye contact creates wars, creates fights, but eye contact also creates arousal.

I felt the weird, pointless tingles, and I read his face and his smile. I tried to look inside him, see what he was feeling, while at the same time guarding myself.”
― Eric Jerome Dickey

 

“Sweet mother, I cannot weave –
slender Aphrodite has overcome me
with longing for a girl.”
― Sappho

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