Most of us want to share our feelings with meaningful short quotes. Naughty Quotes is also type of Quotes just like Best Emo Quotes About life and love .
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Naughty Quotes For her with images
- “My ideal body weight is yours on mine, you are my dream.”
- “Butterflies in the stomach? I don’t feel them because when you kiss me, I feel the whole zoo in my body.”
- “You are an ideal woman! You are a cold queen in public and in private, you become my little naughty girl.”
- “I am crazy about you! You are in my heart, in my soul and in my inappropriate thoughts.”
- “I get horny each time I see your beautiful eyes, seducing lips, and an amazing body. You are the only woman whom I will never get tired of loving.”
Cute Love Quotes Cute naughty Quotes for her
- “How far that little candle throws its beams! So shines a good deed in a naughty world.”
- “Once you begin being naughty, it is easier to go and on and on, and sooner or later something dreadful happens”
- “A ‘naughty pickle’ is how I’d best describe myself. I think fun and laughter is the whole point of life”
- “I can’t stop thinking about you. You’re at home in your bed and I am alone in my bed. One of us is in the wrong place.”
- “When I look into your eyes, I feel euphoria, but when you kiss my neck, I taste the paradise.”
- “I’ve always been a modest girl, but when I see you, I want to do bad things with you.”
- “I love living with animals. And my children love animals. I love walking around and being with the horses. But the deer? They’re naughty.”
- “Kissing eliminates stress and reduces the blood pressure. I am so stressed today, will you give me a remedy?”
- “I wanna be the man, who will conquer your heart and rumple your sheets.”
- “I love when I catch you looking at me. My heart beats faster and a liquid fire begins to flow through my veins.”
- “Kiss me, sweetheart. I promise I am more delicious than your favorite candies.”
- “Smile always, love. Your lips are both wonderful when you kiss me and smile for”
- “Good girls go to heaven and bad girls go everywhere.”
- ” Those statistics make me sick. However, I’ve been saying most of this stuff for months. I cut out Face book and replaced it with Whatsapp and I feel so much better.”
- ” You’re like a prize winning fish. I don’t know whether to eat you or mount you.”
- “Could I touch your belly button from the inside?”
- ” Let’s be naughty and save Santa the trip.”
Cute Naughty Quotes For Him
- I’ve tasted your lips in my dreams and when I woke up, I knew for sure what I wanted for breakfast.
- Some girls are very funny. They always laugh during Love game, regardless what they are reading.
- I’ve decided to stay in shape and I’ve heard that Love is the best form of exercising. Will you be my coach?
- The sex was so good, that after it has finished, even neighbors went out to smoke.
- Endorphins make us happier. Both chocolate and Love help the body to release them. I don’t like sweets, but I need to be happy. Will you try another way with me?
Short Naughty Quotes For WhatsApp And Facebook
- “When women go wrong, men go right after them.”
- “Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.”
- “Here’s to our wives and girlfriends…may they never meet!”
- “I am in love with girls that are bad and naughty and badass, and a little selfish, but I like to watch from a respectful distance!”
- “I’d like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button.”
- ” How the English love playing at being naughty boys!”
- We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
- Let’s play Titanic, you’ll be the ocean and I’ll go down on you.
- Where you born on a farm? Cause you sure know how to raise a cock!
- You must work at Subway, cause you just gave me a foot long.
- Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I’d have to give it up.
- “I hate fake people. You know what I’m talking about Mannequins.”
- “Nice legs? what time do they open?”
- “That Is True Love !”
- “NAUGHTY. but in a nice way.”
- “I’m easy. Are you?”
- “Good Boy with very bad thoughts.
- Naughty by Nature. Wild By Choice.”
Short Naughty Quotes
- “Great Minds F*CK each Other.”
- “Can i borrow a KISS? I promise i give it back.”
- “F_CK… all i need is U.”
- “A naughty thought is a terrible thing to waste.”
- “KISS ME.. I am Magically Delicious.”
- “Nobody DIES Virgin. Coz in the End LIFE Fucks us all.”
- “You Are in my Inappropriate Thoughts.”
- “You don’t have to like me, I’m not a Facebook status.”
- “I finally realized this, I need you more than I thought.”
- “I heard you are a player. Nice to meet you I am a Coach.”
- “If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?”
- “Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.”
- “Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let’s bang!”
- “Lets play Titanic, you’ll be the ocean and ill go down on you.”
- “I’d like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.”
Famous Peoples Naughty Quotes
- “Just because I look sexy on the cover of Rolling Stone doesn’t mean I’m naughty.” _Britney Spears
- I love living with animals. And my children love animals. I love walking around and being with the horses. But the deer? They’re naughty. Stephanie Seymour
I was often very, incredibly naughty, and if I didn’t come home at tea time I used to be sent to bed without any dinner. But people used to bring me things: I was better fed in bed. Diane Cilento
- I loved the idea of playing this naughty old bag, offering her own explanation. It’s my idea of heaven. _Diana Rigg
- I was a naughty kid. Teachers did not like me much. _Kapil Dev
- As a bookish child in Calcutta, I used to thrill to the adventures of bad girls whose pursuit of happiness swept them outside the bounds of social decency. Tess of the d’Urbervilles, Emma Bovary and Anna Karenina lived large in my imagination. The naughty girls of Hollywood films flirted and knew how to drive. _Bharati Mukherjee
- At school, I was the classroom clown – I was always being thrown out for being naughty. Before I left, a teacher called me in and suggested I became an actor. _David Harewood
- “I had a kiss with Raquel Welch’s daughter – she was a very naughty kisser”. _Hugh Grant
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