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Best Snarky Quotes

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“Who knew Demon Child would have such a normal name? I expected something exotic like Serena or Destiny or the Evil One That Comes in the Night to Make Us Chilly.”
― Darynda Jones
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I Don’t Hate People, I Just Sometimes Feel Better When They Aren’t Around – who amongst us has not at some point uttered these very same words?

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“Are you going to help me or just make fun of me?”
“Can’t I do both?”
― Ilona Andrews,
 Always Be Yourself.  Unless You Suck, Then Try to Be Better – from the misanthrope’s perspective, all people suck so must all strive to be better.

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“Talk later.” Prophet kissed the side of his neck.
“Fuck, then sleep, then fuck again, then pack.”
“Good itinerary.”
― S.E. Jakes,

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“Why don’t you wear those tiny shorts when you run, like they do in the movies?” His voice was low and sexy, and he knew it.
“Because I’m not in a movie. I know it’s confusing, since you obviously live ‘The Saxon Show’ day and night, but some of us want to live a boring, old, normal high school life, you know?”
― Liz Reinhardt,

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“True cynics kill themselves. The rest are posers, trying to use clever sarcasm and snarky remarks to hide insecurity and the fear that if they put themselves out there, they will fail.”
― Jewel

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“Why did Nicky call me the Baby Killer?” Kiara sniffled.
“Because she is a bitch,” Leontes said.
Jaeger gave him a chastising look. “She’s dead.”
“Dying did not make her any less of a bitch,” Leontes replied.”
― A.E. Kirk,

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“If she did bitch-slap me, I’d bitch-slap her right back, but I resented the word bitch and all its familiar forms, as it was degrading to women and dogs everywhere.”
― G.G. Silverman, 

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“I gotta say, I was really feeling the robe, but there’s something about a girl in cartoon pajamas that does it for me.”
― Stacey O’Neale,

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“Now when you say staring, are you including yourself in this assessment? I recall you taking in the view on several occasions.”

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“For the last time, I was not staring at you.” I was a terrible liar. “Now, if you’re done, I’d like to finish asking my question.”
― Stacey O’Neale

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“Dinner, as friends. Where I don’t expect you to pay or hold doors and you don’t expect make-up or sex.”
“I’ll be rude, and you’ll be purposely homely. It’ll be magical,” Noah laughed.”
― Stacey Rourke,

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“Is talking the only thing you can do with your mouth?”

Seven flicked a look up. “No.”

“Good.”
― Adrienne Wilder

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“Gripping his hand, she shook. “The name’s Neve, not damsel in distress.”
― Katherine McIntyre

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“At the risk of hurting your feelings, I think you should know that some kisses are more special than others.”
― Jessica Steele

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“Listen up, Little Miss Fun Hater. Off the record, if it wasn’t for our school’s strict but smarmy anti-bullying laws, I would bitch-slap you into next summer.”
― G.G. Silverman,

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“Becoming a fae leader? Not on my bucket list.”
― E.J. Stevens,

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“The guy had guts—I had to give him that. Later on I was hoping for a first-hand look at them.”
― Rob Thurman,

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“He smirked and sat up “Simmer down, Jelly Bean.”
― Stacey O’Neale,

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“I’m a rat. I used to believe in the Golden Rule but now question it. It’s too easy to be snarky at those who are snarky toward me. I like how it feels—the yellow cheese giving way between pointed teeth. My tail begins to twitch.”
― Chila Woychik,

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“Some people carry their life in a glass of water and splash it on everyone they meet.”
― Robert Lane

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“Ryker, you ride with Orlando,” Ryker mocked in a snarky voice as he turned to the other man. He gestured toward the Pinto with a look of revulsion on his rugged face. “How the hell does he expect both of us to fit into that tiny metal trap? Even if we could squeeze in, the tires will probably pop. In fact, let’s just carry it over. It’ll be faster that way.”
― Rose Wynters, 

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“At the last moment, Kellan swerved around him, quickly leaving the zombie behind.

“Why didn’t you just hit him?” Jayden asked, turning to look behind us as we sped away. I did, too. The zombie spun around as he immediately started to follow us.

“I didn’t want to mess up my paint job,” Kellan sarcastically replied as he turned on the street that would lead us to the store. “Plus, I just washed it.”
― Rose Wynters,

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“The La Brea Tar Pits of asshole-ism.” Noah pressed his lips into a thin line and gave a mock sympathetic nod. “They claim many each year.”
― Stacey Rourke,

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“Ian nodded his approval. “I’ve always liked a woman that understood the value of getting out of my bed just as quick as she’d jumped in it.”
― Rose Wynters,

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